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I'm sorry, but that is stupid as hell.
Why the he'll would you try and catch a cactus? Let that thing hit the ground!
Mrbeaverduck
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S.O.C (save our cacti)
linkinpark98
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At least you gained some respect points from that cactus!
julialinn
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Sorry that you expected it to feel like a pillow.
tdawg4200
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End your life.
This should really be written as... Today I clumsily dropped a cactus and stupidly decided to catch the spiky part.
Good work. I am proud of you, son. /shot
Every plant is earth's child. Wish everyone's like this dude...
effron777
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Too bad you didn't get an arrow to the knee..
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Yeah, gotta love those lightning quick reflexes and how they come in handy when you really shouldnt have them.
Yeah, those cacti are vengeful *******. Either that or you're an idiot for catching one with your bare hands. While you're at it, would you give my pet porcupine a bath? He's quite tame, I assure you.