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By _GlassDoge - 11/06/2016 03:08 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I managed to trip over my dog, then fall face first into some glass from a dish I'd dropped. I was on my way to clean up the glass. FML.

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ebroks 17

Sunday 12 June 2016 2:26

OUCH! I hope you're ok :( my cats and dogs always try to get under your feet for attention :/

_EnderDoge 22

Monday 27 June 2016 16:05

Im the OP. Do I need to say that in my comment? Idk how this works.... The full story (as well as I can remember it), is that I had been carrying a dish with some steak in it. I'd actually dropped it because my dog tripped me. My dog gets in the way a lot.

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ebroks 17

Sunday 12 June 2016 2:26

OUCH! I hope you're ok :( my cats and dogs always try to get under your feet for attention :/

_EnderDoge 22

Monday 27 June 2016 16:05

Im the OP. Do I need to say that in my comment? Idk how this works.... The full story (as well as I can remember it), is that I had been carrying a dish with some steak in it. I'd actually dropped it because my dog tripped me. My dog gets in the way a lot.

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