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By EsteriGermaine - 18/06/2016 04:30 - United States - Trenton

Today, I learned that my sister trained my guinea pig to respond to the word 'asshat' while I was away. I picked out a pretty French name for him and he thinks his name is asshat. FML

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ConfusedCat 11

Saturday 18 June 2016 19:04

Asshat has gotta be better than anything French.

dansco 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 1:20

Find a name close to asshat like Ashlat & tell people it's a French name.

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ConfusedCat 11

Saturday 18 June 2016 19:04

Asshat has gotta be better than anything French.

dansco 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 1:20

Find a name close to asshat like Ashlat & tell people it's a French name.

ama1733 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 19:32

That happened with my cat. I call her Bella since that's what I named her but she thinks her name is "Gato" because of my mother.

EsteriGermaine 16

Sunday 19 June 2016 20:56

That poor cat.

EsteriGermaine 16

Sunday 19 June 2016 21:01

Oh, and just for the record, his name is Alexiel, We tend to call him Alex though.

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