Work: Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables...

By slickboy0023 - 16/03/2010 15:30 - United States

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

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vynguyen494 3

Friday 1 March 2013 0:03

Me too! :(

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Tuesday 18 June 2013 4:59

Do not be discouraged, I bet you make more on tip$$ than that stupid monkey.

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Monkeys are also astronauts

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