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By HeDidntTellMe - 05/03/2016 09:35 - United States - New York

Today, I learned that even though I've never slept in my date's bed, it didn't prevent the bed bugs he had from getting into my own. FML

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Sunflora219 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:39

Oh wow. This one is mine, you guys -- though, I'm sure not many of you will make it this far. Yes, the exterminator was here; therefore, the bed bugs are gone, and as an *additional* bonus, so is the guy that infested me with them (not necessarily because of the bed bugs, but because of other issues). Nonetheless, I say good riddance.

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Sunflora219 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:39

Oh wow. This one is mine, you guys -- though, I'm sure not many of you will make it this far. Yes, the exterminator was here; therefore, the bed bugs are gone, and as an *additional* bonus, so is the guy that infested me with them (not necessarily because of the bed bugs, but because of other issues). Nonetheless, I say good riddance.

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