Health: Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a...

By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:59

EW WTF.

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AQuickOne66 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:24

That's terrificly disturbing. I don't think hippies were that dirty.

hpfan777 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:29

That's just repulsive.....

Hsuclarinetboy 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:48

That's extremely nasty. How the h f*©& you didn't noticed that. Take a shower or something to rid of them. Is there a queen any too? Because you should had noticed one of those.