Love Today, I have fully committed to moving four hours away with... - FML

crossingtheline - 15/04/2016 02:31 - United States

Today, I have fully committed to moving four hours away with my boyfriend. My last day at my job is next week and we're moving after that. We're both getting promotions we can't pass up. Today I found out he is probably cheating on me with some slut from work. I love him too much to leave. FML.

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