How's life going? By Lewis - 14/12/2018 00:30 When life gives you lemon, it's often juice, directly in the eyes... I agree, your life sucks 299 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 441 You deserved it 90 858
Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 650 You deserved it 6 914
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 246 You deserved it 89 822
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 433 You deserved it 4 560
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 505 You deserved it 7 219
Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 404 You deserved it 4 224
This is abusive to child.