Miscellaneous: Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom... - FML

By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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ashleynonymous 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

On the plus side, your medical bills no longer have to come out of your college fund!

diemileyjk 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

haha ur momma's a playa XD

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Trevor123 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:30

i agree with #94

newmanlyman3 8

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:14

is your mom married? cause if not your just obsesed let go of your stress. and if your mom is married ... she is a *****. not literaly . ps give background info . no I am not on drugs anyone who reads this

KYOBI_017 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:28

uhhhh i find that weird

oogabaga 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:48

Cougar!

violetsareblue 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:05

yeeeeea freaking right!

LovinnYouu23 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 2:49

hahahaha typical.

laurenjade17 1

Wednesday 6 October 2010 5:01

eeewww that sucks

AhtnamasYerg 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 3:18

I call bullshit.

bonbon1778 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:04

lmao XD nice

hateevryone 14

Friday 24 June 2011 1:12

hahaha mama need love too

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