Intimacy: Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for...

By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 20:00

Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML

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Sunday 19 August 2012 10:55

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

Wiebeski19 5

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:48

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

Comments

SailorM00N 3

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:33

How did you not know this before you said "I do"?

weeabaka 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 18:43

No matter. It's not exactly what counts.

gottageek 17

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:43

This is one of the many reasons you test drive before getting married.

notepie 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:45

Now there is something I've never heard before!

om102907 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:51

Thats crap. No man is too large for a woman unless he has 6 lbs 8oz of penis. This a medical fact. Now this lends the question of vaginismus to you. Do u stretch out ur ******.

wistfulorangeade 12

Monday 20 August 2012 18:40

You're an ass. "medical fact" my left nut - women weren't built to dilate ten centimeters every day. Try growing up, then change your picture, then come back here. There is such a thing as "too big." Lucky for you; maybe that will help your twig-dick complex.

xr12dan 1

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:54

I have this problem and it really put a strain on me and my wife's relationship. What we do is ********** me until I ejaculate. The next erection I have is still hard to have great sex but it's softer and easier for her to take. Hope that helps.

aaronlopez20 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:54

daammmnn son ha

divin4angels 1

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:55

You need lube, if women can handle a melon coming out you can definitely handle sex

CeeCee_fml 16

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:58

Its too big. Too wide. Too strong. It won't fit.

mrnuleef 7

Sunday 19 August 2012 16:03

Op's husband: "today, my wife said i was too big for her. Now i have to choose between constantly damaging her or a lifetime of masturbation. FML."

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 19 August 2012 16:06

Op, can I assume you've tried the obvious answer: seek the advice of a specialist or sex therapist or such? I have no other suggestion for you, I hope you both find a way to make being intimate mutually enjoyable. :( Good luck, Op.