Intimacy: Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from...

By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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How is that not romantic?

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uchihastephy88 25

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:04

That's a good idea.. I wish I would have thought of that..

MannyM 20

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:21

I kept the wrapper of my woman and I first time, am I still gross? ?

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