Animals: Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became...

By emmaavk88 - 17/03/2014 12:15 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

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emmaavk88 18

Monday 17 March 2014 18:59

If that was true, double F my life! Luckily he isn't, I made sure of that -OP

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 17 March 2014 18:10

What if your crush is allergic to cats?

infected150 27

Monday 17 March 2014 18:12

You've just taken crazy cat lady to the next level.

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martin8337 35

Monday 17 March 2014 23:11

Talk about giving up some pussy.

squarecircles 13

Monday 17 March 2014 23:14

Hopefully there's a clean litter box 'cause otherwise it would be a.......shitty situation!!! Ha ha ha! Sorry.

Tobber 16

Monday 17 March 2014 23:58

I'd go for pussy...!

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 18 March 2014 0:00

Get a life.

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 18 March 2014 0:25

You are a creepy individual.

an3ph 20

Tuesday 18 March 2014 1:50

I don't have anything to say; I'm just here to be #69.

Catuser 14

Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:34

What's wrong with cats?

REAPEROFDC 7

Tuesday 18 March 2014 5:03

This isn't a FML

Masonjar13 10

Tuesday 18 March 2014 6:30

That's.. exceedingly creepy.

ironichalibut 24

Tuesday 18 March 2014 9:49

"Damn bath salts!"

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