Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming... - FML

By SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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SpLo0gIeR 9

Monday 13 February 2012 21:00

Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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griffins33 4

Monday 13 February 2012 18:58

I bet your ticket price went up after that!

Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Monday 13 February 2012 19:03

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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suckingatlife 9

Monday 13 February 2012 22:37

Sorry, but you deserve a ticket.

cannabistea 7

Monday 13 February 2012 22:44

That's when you know you use that phrase too much. My advice is to lay off the "your mom's house" jokes for awhile. But seriously, YDI for saying that to the cop. It's just common sense that you don't speak to police like that. Save that joking for your friends.

lucyinthesky420 10

Monday 13 February 2012 22:48

And that's where a verbal filter comes in handy..

pwnmaster9000 0

Monday 13 February 2012 22:54

Lawl. Pwned, bitch.

Jasonf6 0

Monday 13 February 2012 23:05

If that was a reflex comment you must either be an asshole or an immature jerk....or maybe both. YDI

SpLo0gIeR 9

Monday 13 February 2012 23:28

Both :) bitch

subterra 7

Monday 13 February 2012 23:06

Ydi, but ******* hilarious all the same.

Branflakes78 13

Monday 13 February 2012 23:07

How old are you?

Hakando 5

Monday 13 February 2012 23:13

You must be un jail now. Haha sucks to be you

fififestus 0

Monday 13 February 2012 23:24

Ha!

BradleysMommie 0

Monday 13 February 2012 23:29

******* idiot:D

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