Miscellaneous: Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs... - FML

By Ryuun12 - 03/10/2014 03:20 - United States - Morgan Hill

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

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Ryuun12 4

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:57

Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.

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Journiexo 18

Friday 3 October 2014 15:03

Thunder thighs!

Welshite 39

Friday 3 October 2014 15:05

They even gave you a standing ovation.

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cgrant39 8

Friday 10 October 2014 3:11

I was just reading through the comments. I don't understand why people feel they need to be so judgmental. this is well worded. its funny. laugh about it and move on. stop judging him for having thick thighs.

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