Today I got a new 3D printer, I also got to clean up fire damage... - FML

3Dprint - 04/05/2017 01:03

Today I got a new 3D printer, I also got to clean up fire damage after said printer cought fire. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
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Druu 53

Monday 8 May 2017 9:38

That'll teach you to try and print fire again, Prometheus!

Druu 53

Monday 8 May 2017 9:38

That'll teach you to try and print fire again, Prometheus!

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Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

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Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

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Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

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Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

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Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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