Love: Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to...

By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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JassyJas 2

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:08

poophead.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:12

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

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Efilyn 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:04

Wow, are you dumb? Pets have to get used to their owners first, and I doubt he'll like you now.

Basballplaya16 4

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:05

that's funny add that shit to facebook now.

PreludeToADream 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:06

Dude what do you expect? YDI.

Barrientos432 5

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:17

Lol It was a welcoming gift?

damian_darkone 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:20

please post picture...

FiveStar83 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:21

lol!! that's a great picture!!

PaikenPlayer 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:31

I WANT TO SEE THAT PICTURE seriously put it on FailBlog!

asity23 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:32

Ggg

marc_is_me 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:33

you "shit head"

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:37

Haha! That would be a rofl picture. Failblog needs that pic.

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