Love: Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to... - FML

By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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JassyJas 2

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:08

poophead.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:12

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

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dafish888 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:30

thats cool u got a pic

flgirlwguitar 2

Wednesday 16 June 2010 7:09

Get used to it - birds like to thank you for picking them up, cleaning their cage, changing their water, etc, by pooping on whatever you are giving them.

Seishun_shampoo 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 7:41

.__. That happened to me too. Except it was my friends bird. Not mine. XD

veronica21 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 7:46

waaah it washes off. boohoo

sxyntx 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 8:24

can someone explain why this act of sheer dumbass qualifies as an FML?

apriljoyo 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 8:57

That's not really a FML, but it would make a great picture!

azeen 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 9:02

awesome

MissExquisite 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 10:23

bwahaha... lmao. thank goodness your bird didn't scratch or peck you though. ;)

TaNmKm 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 11:37

Hahahaha where is the picture?

Smeagol648 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 14:33

Was it a parrot? 

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