Miscellaneous: Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open.... - FML

By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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hannah1203 2

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:05

lol freak

maccamcrbja 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:09

lmao! You fail. :) But s'all good.. we all have those kind of moments at some point in our lives 0:-)

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catstuff 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:43

'tard.

fml_as_usual 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:49

how the **** have u survived this long?

Kehaulani1994 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:54

hahahahaha ur awesome :)

onecutechick101 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:09

your stupid. that's a neck

spanelli 16

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:23

*You're stupid. *That's a neck.

july637 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:23

I'm sorry how is this a FML?

jose1760 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:24

I don't get it...

M2K22 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:33

shit happens lol

burns_daniel 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:38

You're so dumb, you made yourself proud...so you decided to tell everyone else how dumb you are......WOW...that's dumb.

Bananaque 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:42

you're wack!!

kill3rs 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:43

are you blonde?

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