Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking...

By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:14

Just tell her you've been sneaking around behind her back and have gotten 3 abortions so far.

541 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:06

that sucks. glad my parents aren't oveprotective.

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insinuendo 0

Friday 27 November 2009 23:14

Your mom sounds like she has serious mental issues.

JASHEA 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:51

that sucks i hate it when my mother does that she tries so hard somtimes and makes it impossible for me to have a relationship

xSamsungx 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:17

Dam u should flip her off and tell her to but out of ur life

messedsin 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 21:01

sounds like my mom. :

blah_whatever_x 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:38

aw thats horrible ):

evileyeball 0

Monday 19 April 2010 2:18

Sucks, YOu know what i hate though, Young kids getting more action than i am

Samyy27 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:51

sounds like the movie monster in law.

softball1432 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:47

glad I'm not the only one who has that problem..

BB14_fml 0

Friday 3 February 2012 22:02

I wouldn't talk to her any more.

sulitak 27

Friday 29 March 2013 10:36

And how old are you? If you're under 18- your Mom has a bunch of experience and probably noticed the guys being idiots. if you're not- why is Mom still meeting bfs?