Today, I found out my abusive ex got engaged. Meanwhile, my boyfriend... - FML

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By b00ts3ct0r - 17/07/2018 23:21 - United States - Roseville

Today, I found out my abusive ex got engaged. Meanwhile, my boyfriend recently told me he doesn’t love me half as much as I love him. Guess the search starts again. FML

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JasonThorn 21

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:04

I think you owe it to the girl he's engaged to to tell her what kind of werewolf she are about to get married to.

AngryKitten 24

Thursday 19 July 2018 13:08

Honestly, screw both of them. Your ex getting engaged is not a happy moment or something to be jealous of. You should feel bad for the woman he's with in fact. Thank God you got out

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AngryKitten 24

Thursday 19 July 2018 13:08

Honestly, screw both of them. Your ex getting engaged is not a happy moment or something to be jealous of. You should feel bad for the woman he's with in fact. Thank God you got out

JasonThorn 21

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:04

I think you owe it to the girl he's engaged to to tell her what kind of werewolf she are about to get married to.

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