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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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Thursday 8 January 2015 11:16

Testing to check they're not poisonous before you eat with them.

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davisbr2 7

Thursday 8 January 2015 14:50

How old is she

barney_stinson1 11

Thursday 8 January 2015 14:50

Ewww

xXAHXx112 13

Thursday 8 January 2015 15:06

confront her on it, and wash every piece of cutlery before you use it from now on

twofade 12

Thursday 8 January 2015 15:19

time out time out... pineapples. your sister needs pineapples

mnb1998 15

Thursday 8 January 2015 16:10

REBEL AGAINST THE SYSTEM!!!!!!!

kayteakay 26

Thursday 8 January 2015 16:16

OP, what did she say when you caught her?!

al_pal676 2

Thursday 8 January 2015 16:30

im going to start doing this

Vivi99 12

Thursday 8 January 2015 16:31

Wtf

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 8 January 2015 17:46

That's crazy!!! Everyone knows it's dangerous to lick a knife.

SBurrke 11

Thursday 8 January 2015 18:37

That's why I re-wash everything before I put it in my mouth.

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