Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot why you don't mix hot oil and hot water. FML

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By Slightly_Clumsy - 08/08/2016 23:47 - United States - San Rafael

Today, I forgot why you don't mix hot oil and hot water. FML

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jcash52426 5

Tuesday 9 August 2016 17:29

I've never been stupid enough to do this. So what happens when you mix hot water and hot oil.

sparkplug420 13

Tuesday 9 August 2016 20:33

It just has to be water, cold or hot, the oil doesn't discriminate.

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jcash52426 5

Tuesday 9 August 2016 17:29

I've never been stupid enough to do this. So what happens when you mix hot water and hot oil.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 9 August 2016 17:56

Well, I would think, given what I remember of science, that it pops and sprays hot oil everywhere.

countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 9 August 2016 21:51

It can catch fire and explode. Which is why you're not supposed to put out an oil fire with water.

sparkplug420 13

Tuesday 9 August 2016 20:33

It just has to be water, cold or hot, the oil doesn't discriminate.

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