Miscellaneous: Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze....

By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

Time to shave!

mariazzz 5

Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

SHAVE!!!!!

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vinylscratchp0n3 23

Tuesday 27 May 2014 20:31

YDI for caring about goddamn toe hairs.

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Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:41

Or a hobbit who knows

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