Health: Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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emily_choxly 0

Friday 20 April 2012 4:06

You straighten your hair not your tongue!!

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 25 May 2012 18:48

Let me guess, the phone rang and you picked up the flat iron?

violetwonder 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 19:47

Canadians.

lynch_this 3

Monday 30 July 2012 5:42

Lol

imsodumbsomedays 4

Monday 6 August 2012 5:40

That happened to me!!

big_fat_apple 1

Monday 6 August 2012 19:04

Fake

Carli_M 8

Tuesday 14 August 2012 4:39

Did you try to lick it?

2psv1 5

Friday 17 August 2012 5:53

How the ****....

selenaniktameur 1

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:23

you stupid dum pice of shit

Valentine_Beauty 5

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:51

how'd u do dat? were u trying to straighten ur tongue?

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