Health: Today, I attended my cousin's funeral. It was an open casket...

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2016 13:29 - United States - Houston

Today, I attended my cousin's funeral. It was an open casket funeral and upon seeing the body, I vomited, splattering her corpse. FML

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PleaseFMH 10

Friday 24 June 2016 5:27

it's ok OP you were sad and nervous don't beat yourself up over it her corpse and you will be ok... Sorry for your loss... I hope ya get better :)

I_Like_Boobs 14

Friday 24 June 2016 6:22

it was no longer open casket thereafter

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PleaseFMH 10

Friday 24 June 2016 5:27

it's ok OP you were sad and nervous don't beat yourself up over it her corpse and you will be ok... Sorry for your loss... I hope ya get better :)

I_Like_Boobs 14

Friday 24 June 2016 6:22

it was no longer open casket thereafter

Elgrin 15

Friday 24 June 2016 8:17

That's rough OP. I'm sorry it happened. :-/

sillymama 21

Friday 24 June 2016 10:50

Death of a loved one sucks. Sorry for your loss. It's ok. You were deeply upset.

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