Intimacy: Today, I asked my sister why she was wearing my shirt to the...

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2016 00:04 - United States

Today, I asked my sister why she was wearing my shirt to the gym. She said because all my shirts are big and baggy. FML

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tapin360 8

Friday 23 September 2016 18:50

Is that really so bad?

_Adog2645 24

Friday 23 September 2016 20:24

I'm assuming a that you are a girl? If you aren't, than I don't see an issue

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A_Troll_Account 3

Friday 23 September 2016 13:33

Posting about your sister wearing your shirt to the gym on a site about what ruined your day? Man if my sister did that it would make me go into a depressed state for months. YDI

TheCutestLizard 28

Friday 23 September 2016 17:20

You're really terrible at sarcasm FYI

MrDrDaBoss 6

Friday 23 September 2016 18:03

#2 look at #1's username...

tapin360 8

Friday 23 September 2016 18:50

Is that really so bad?

_Adog2645 24

Friday 23 September 2016 20:24

I'm assuming a that you are a girl? If you aren't, than I don't see an issue

InnocenceBlue 37

Saturday 1 October 2016 17:54

Why is this in the intimacy category?

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