Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher....

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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Monday 30 May 2011 23:58

That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom

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goldhighways 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:44

well does she at least look like a guy?

Nuttyicecream 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:07

how masculine and testosterone is your female teacher?

cupcakexxrawr 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:33

lol you're on her bad list for sure :P

nekro_onslaught 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:35

she probably sounds like a guy

dotmyg0t 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:36

YDI for thinking about men so much.

reaaga 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:47

lmao real smooth idiot

alexxalexx88 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:28

that's funny I do it all the time to my principal!

mitchcanadian 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:14

that's ******* awesome bro! haha I do it all the time my teachers get so pissed!

fatalblue06 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:44

wow. done that lmao. I told some lady who looks like a man, "you have a great day, sir" it's just habit.. I assure you everyone have done it.

TKrisha_fml 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:51

It happened to everyone dont be disappointed with your self

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