Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom...

By fuck you btichass cuntshit - 20/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Shelburne

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

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By igotsbadluck - 17/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Smyrna

Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML

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By meh - 26/05/2015 05:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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By Satan's Lil elf - 14/01/2019 14:00

Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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By redisnotmycolor - 16/11/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Ninjahiga 27

Friday 21 August 2015 7:06

Wow, that's cold

hellopenny 18

Friday 21 August 2015 7:09

And the sister of the year award goes to...

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LadyLuck93 20

Friday 21 August 2015 16:44

looooool! thats something I would say to my brother.

DifferentNames 1

Friday 21 August 2015 18:19

Must be annoying having Don Rickles for a sister

inolongercare 19

Friday 21 August 2015 18:47

Well, you just started your 7 years of bad luck

connormce10 12

Friday 21 August 2015 19:46

savage af

shitstorm28 11

Friday 21 August 2015 19:51

she may be rude but at least she's clever.

FilipinoDude9 16

Friday 21 August 2015 20:59

Just a joke OP c'mon. Just think of a comeback :)

lucidstargazer 2

Saturday 22 August 2015 3:12

damn, shots fired.

kimise 21

Saturday 22 August 2015 23:03

Lol I'm sorry but that's actually kinda funny hahaha

ILookAtFMLs 13

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:35

Or, as OP very eloquently phrased it, "bitchass cuntshit". Yes, sometimes siblings can be those things.

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