Work Today, at work, after making a public announcement over my store... - FML

Chris - 11/05/2016 00:06 - Canada - Westerose

Today, at work, after making a public announcement over my store intercom, I then proceeded to comment about how cute my bosses ass looked today. I didn't realize I had left the intercom on! FML

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gamermonster 34

Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:37

No button yet, but clearly deserved

pretzelpirate 15

Friday 13 May 2016 0:48

I'm sick of seeing people complain about how they made crude comments about a coworker/boss/customer and then get caught. No pity for something you shouldn't be doing anyway. Next

gamermonster 34

Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:37

No button yet, but clearly deserved

pretzelpirate 15

Friday 13 May 2016 0:48

I'm sick of seeing people complain about how they made crude comments about a coworker/boss/customer and then get caught. No pity for something you shouldn't be doing anyway. Next

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