Intimacy: Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly...

By a chick in California - 14/06/2012 20:10 - United States - Ceres

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

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Comments

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:31

Haha!!! Next time smack em! xDD

kiss_1214 17

Sunday 24 June 2012 22:51

Take it as a compliment ;)

fmlman287 0

Monday 25 June 2012 9:28

Even though you probably have a pretty nice rack, guys shouldn't take advantage of that. I'm a guy too, but at least I have respect for girls.

cutegeek227 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:22

My friends do that to me too!!!

etms13 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:45

As long as there cute

ZadaStar 1

Monday 9 July 2012 20:43

That's what my guy friends do to me.

EmmyGirl1426 0

Friday 13 July 2012 21:11

Perverts!

Mrnice 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 17:52

I like how your mind works, sister :))

Mrnice 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 17:54

I like how your mind works, sister :))

stitesy29 18

Thursday 30 August 2012 10:36

Take it as a compliment

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