Work: Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly...

By Ketchup - 06/04/2016 07:06 - Finland - Turku

Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time for a tampon change break!" FML

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Wizardo 33

Tuesday 4 October 2016 11:41

Always important to take a break for five to Tena minutes. Keeps the juices flowing.

baxeh 29

Tuesday 4 October 2016 13:00

I would've just laughed if my coworker said that! Don't think too much about it, it's just something to laugh about in the future! :)

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species4872 19

Tuesday 4 October 2016 18:40

What's wrong with that? You may not like coffee. Sounds like something I would say, although it would be a little strange since I'm a male.

naviajack626 16

Tuesday 4 October 2016 19:43

I do that, but with no shame. Mostly because I have no filter.

Saraishi 25

Tuesday 4 October 2016 20:50

... Why?

kowsee 22

Tuesday 4 October 2016 21:51

Hehe love that your username is Ketchup, nice touch :P

delfino1604 24

Tuesday 4 October 2016 23:29

awesome

stevenbro 6

Wednesday 5 October 2016 3:42

That's damn funny. Period.

MiaTheMartian 21

Wednesday 5 October 2016 4:34

It must be nice to be able to get excited over the small things

agirlhasnoname_fml 6

Wednesday 5 October 2016 9:11

and how is this not your fault again?

qteabutt 12

Wednesday 5 October 2016 12:06

On the bright side, people know that you have a healthy ****** and that's great!

Zannanana 18

Wednesday 5 October 2016 15:27

So that's completely legit. You must be a fun person

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