Intimacy: Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's...

By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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Margemander 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:06

Why would you risk it somewhere that you're likely to get caught? Especially after lying to him?

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Well aren't you just the charmer. (;

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om102907 4

Monday 5 March 2012 19:54

Freakin genius! Lock the door.????

Duncan95 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 1:36

Fyl I think that if my girlfriends dad caught me he would rip my balls off lol

TheSofaKing 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:53

Tell him that you are going to be a gynocologist and you were just practicing.

RachIzHere 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:47

Bahahahahahahaha WIN xD

HannahXHomicide 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:44

Why is this FML on here twice?

imwithstoopid126 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:44

From what I've heard and seen I think that we need to reteach everyone we live to knock before they enter

imwithstoopid126 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:47

sorry meant to say we live with

BcICan08 1

Saturday 24 March 2012 23:23

nice haha

drrumbe02 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 14:28

Any pics from his phone?

collegegurl18 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 15:21

Damn that sucks lol

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