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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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By adopteddd - 28/06/2011 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2020 18:00

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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By Lyn - 06/07/2012 22:14 - France

Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML

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By Deirbhile - 03/05/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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By Uh-oh - 10/11/2009 12:33 - Australia

Today, I decided to come clean with my daughter about her adoptive status within my family. Just after I told her she was adopted, I realized that I have been telling her stories about me giving birth to her. FML

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By adopted apparently - 23/03/2019 12:00

Today, I found out the joke I’ve been telling for 15 years is true. I am adopted. FML

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captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 27 August 2014 16:23

Well now don't you feel like a complete douche bag.

myusername23 17

Wednesday 27 August 2014 16:22

You must be psychic.

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vikky538 28

Wednesday 27 August 2014 22:38

watch your mouth..think twice before you talk...

DaFunnyMa 9

Wednesday 27 August 2014 23:27

PTA

JonDG 12

Thursday 28 August 2014 1:11

you are an ass.

HarleyQuinn1996 8

Thursday 28 August 2014 1:29

That was rude and insensitive, if you had done that to me during a nerve wracking story, I would have told you to shovel it up your butt.

DrGoldFish 5

Thursday 28 August 2014 3:51

His parents chose him, yours are stuck with you.

qwerty585 4

Thursday 28 August 2014 3:58

You. Are. An. Ass. Hole.

people_annoy_me 23

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:14

Well that was clever...

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:29

That was just stupid of you. Idiot.

Stitcher 14

Thursday 28 August 2014 6:10

YDI for being an asshole to gingers, interrupting a classmate with bullying, and making fun of adoption. You're actually an awful person, OP.

_heavenlysasa 16

Thursday 28 August 2014 6:52

You need to seriously think before you speak.

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