By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol
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There's something going between him and that avocado for sure... A life or death thing...
You should have ran to the kitchen and grabbed a bigger knife. :P
Well how did this end?
grahmagog
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'murica
Some people..
Vato loco
Avocados ARE delicious.
punkyboy
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did he get that knife from a guy he mugged in the woods
Ultimawolf25
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It was a girl that got mugged.
Some people use guy as unisex just like dude
Did you die?
Yes. OP posted this from beyond the grave.
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He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.
This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?