Love, Divorce and Awkward: This is awkward…

This is awkward…

By Anonymous - 20/08/2026 20:00 - United States

Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 21 August 2026 0:11

There’s no “but” about it.

DLBL 21

Friday 21 August 2026 15:59

Hope you had a great party anyway! Don't need a reason for a party! :)

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 21 August 2026 0:11

There’s no “but” about it.

DLBL 21

Friday 21 August 2026 15:59

Hope you had a great party anyway! Don't need a reason for a party! :)

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