Miscellaneous: The art, the artist

The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

goode48 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

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SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:15

I think we have it all wrong about old people. They have seen penises and vaginas hundreds of times and usually they will make jokes about them. My brother drew a picture of a man with a spliff an my grandma said " hey is that a spliff?" "and is that me running for the spliff?"

elara15 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:19

I'm glad nobody else has apparently followed your thinking that your grandma is such a fragile old woman who would go weak at the knees over the mere image of a penis rendered in grass.

toolrunner 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:20

I thought you had to be 13 or older to post on this site. What an infantile move. Hopefully grandma gave you a spankin for such a useless joke. Of all things as well, why a man part if you're a boy.

craziiifaceee 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:24

Wow, nice work.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:26

wow u dumbass lol thats pretty funny tho just next time u try that make sure there's enough gas!!

tobusy2chat247 3

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:36

why a penis? you like those?

robhammer 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:02

stfu 17, what are you 10? u have no sense of humor

BloodRedSpark 9

Monday 8 April 2013 22:02

Wait, that's funny?

zander09 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:37

Electric lawnmowers - they would not fail you like this!

harryman04 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 7:22

@#18 an electric lawnmower? never heard of one. I think you are bullshitting. unless it's like an outlet lawnmower. then **** that. but ya YDI for being a dum ****.

Jakojan 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:18

lol. calm down 137 and get out from under your rock. electric lawn mower = lawn mowers that run on batteries like a car has. jebuz

janie197 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:37

i agree with #4. I've seen way too many FMLs with "Today I was shaving and thought it would be funny to give myself a Hitler stache. When I finished and went to shave that off too, my razor ran out of batteries." This is pretty much the same, and I don't believe any of them.