Money, Customers and Work: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I got my first tip. It was a Mentos. FML

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Jimboom 11

Monday 21 December 2009 15:58

At least it was a tasty tip. ;0)

Rocksygen 0

Monday 21 December 2009 16:01

Could it have a meaning? Like "Keep your mouth fresh". Anyway Mentos tip is better than no tip.

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bahahammer_fml 0

Monday 12 September 2011 6:49

but its the freshmaker quit your bitchin

yaknowiverse 0

Monday 10 October 2011 23:33

where do you work? at the candy counter?

Tiwuz 19

Sunday 26 August 2012 18:34

Dip it in cola, and shoot it in their face. I'm sure that's what they wanted.

DarkskyFML 5

Friday 18 January 2013 0:44

The FreshMaker

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:07

better than being tipped in gum

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