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Romance ain't dead

awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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Classy

Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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Romantic afterglow

easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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So hard

JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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lphchld 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:52

The man spoke the truth.

mastory96 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:58

haha watch he'll probably get a boner from the slight vibration.

cmm724 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 3:56

i don't get why this is an fml!!

clayton18 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:58

It was just a funny comment, if you cant be open to things like this you probably aren't very open enough and shouldnt be having sex. (that is if you have)

Muhfin 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 22:53

That has got to be the most romantic thing i've ever heard! lol props to your bf

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Sunday 3 January 2010 6:06

Way to go, mister daytime emmy.

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:11

it's actually true, u probably turned him on

swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 13:41

thats not bad...my bf had cum inside of me n he stayed inside n i told him i could feel his heartbeat thru his dick,,then he commenced tophukking the shit out of me once again lol pretty romantic lol