Kids, Mother in law and Parents: Pure evil - FML

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 27/09/2026 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML

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DLBL 21

Sunday 27 September 2026 1:58

I hope there are other houses in the town/city you can buy.

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DLBL 21

Sunday 27 September 2026 1:58

I hope there are other houses in the town/city you can buy.

Hangryko 31

Sunday 27 September 2026 23:18

Tell her you look forward to her free babysitting services very often, because you're all family!

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