Video games, Gamers, Parents and Teenagers: Punished Nintendo - FML

Punished Nintendo

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 06:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML

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Studious_Gluteus 19

Thursday 4 January 2024 18:12

I'd think having to live with a broken desk would be punishment enough.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 5 January 2024 3:55

Act like a child, get treated like a child.

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L0life29 6

Wednesday 3 January 2024 20:30

I just can’t…..FFS

Studious_Gluteus 19

Thursday 4 January 2024 18:12

I'd think having to live with a broken desk would be punishment enough.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 5 January 2024 3:55

Act like a child, get treated like a child.

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