Covid and Lockdown: Partaaaaaaaay !

Partaaaaaaaay !

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 23:01 - Germany

Today, being unemployed and under lockdown, my idea of a party is driving to the dentist and turning the sound system up in my car. FML

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Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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Seeya55 31

Friday 12 February 2021 19:11

That actually sounds fantastic... :)

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 February 2021 0:39

How German of you! Did your dentist keep asking, "Is it safe? Is it safe?"

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 February 2021 0:39

How German of you! Did your dentist keep asking, "Is it safe? Is it safe?"

Seeya55 31

Friday 12 February 2021 19:11

That actually sounds fantastic... :)

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