Furniture and Miscellaneous: Nice try - FML

Nice try

By grovage - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

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Thursday 3 May 2012 8:02

You're stupid.

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Thursday 3 May 2012 8:04

Are you retarded?

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Saturday 10 February 2024 4:36

Yeah, YDI... that's fraud for one, and two, that was a very stupid thing to do.

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