Family, TMI and Toilet: Morning conversation

Morning conversation

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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Monday 15 March 2021 10:53

Could have avoided that by knocking.

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Wednesday 17 March 2021 10:47

might be one of those bathrooms with a window. if the door was closed and it was Morning op had no reason to think anyone was in there

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phybreawptic 13

Monday 15 March 2021 10:53

Could have avoided that by knocking.

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 17 March 2021 10:47

might be one of those bathrooms with a window. if the door was closed and it was Morning op had no reason to think anyone was in there

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