Intimacy: Letting off steam - FML

Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

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Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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joliesbebes 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!

KMilliron 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

Define blood curdling...

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themostunlucky_fml 14

Friday 5 February 2016 0:53

What's blood curdling sexO.o

adiesso 5

Friday 6 May 2016 3:33

ewww why did op use blood curdling?

shannon2348 14

Sunday 29 December 2019 21:12

I'm not really understanding how this affects you in any way. ydi

Iamthebanzai22 21

Saturday 27 April 2024 5:26

I really hope to still be having blood curling sex when I am old one day.

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