Last night I had to share a twin bed with my younger couisn.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2017 16:02 - United States

Last night I had to share a twin bed with my younger couisn. In the middle of the night I felt the bed move at a pace thinking it was no big deal. In the morning I come to find out that he was beating off because there was a cum stain on my shorts...smh

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