Kick off

By Anonymous - 09/01/2026 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having spontaneous sex on the sofa when he suddenly pulled out and sat back down, boner waving like a flagpole, because half time was over on the football and he hadn’t thought the sex would take so long. Let's see if he ever gets sex again, tosser. FML

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Saturday 10 January 2026 2:19

Congratulations, you're going out with a right wanker. On the plus side, he's only a boyfriend so no paperwork involved in dumping him.

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if he values football over you, it's time to be honest with each other and find someone else. one that doesn't think, men chasing a ball is more exciting than you, and you someone you don't have to sell your selfrespect for, to be in a relationship with.