Just One Drink By FML Videos - 01/12/2018 00:30 My bad, guys. agreeclassic 239 vote type 1 158 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went to see a doctor due to some gastric distress I have. I came out with directions to buy a blood pressure monitor, I'm prohibited from doing sports, and have a possible diagnosis of arterial hypertension which I am way too young to have. FML agreeclassic 1 048 vote type 1 131
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML agreeclassic 43 286 vote type 1 8 496
Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class. One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation. She was serious. FML agreeclassic 46 724 vote type 1 4 930
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML agreeclassic 29 459 vote type 1 4 078
Today, I accidentally swallowed a piece of gum. My doctor says it'll pass in 7-10 years. FML agreeclassic 173 vote type 1 787
Today, I love my boyfriend just as I always have, but I'm realizing I don't know if we'll last because he's an angry drunk. He drinks frequently, and I've talked to him about it, only to be met with, "I'm a grown ass man." FML agreeclassic 1 066 vote type 1 234