Intimacy: Jerry! Jerry! - FML

Jerry! Jerry!

By Annonmyus - 03/12/2010 08:56

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Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

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tdub10 2

Friday 3 December 2010 16:16

This is truely an fml. Sorry, I feel bad for you Op.

12596 0

Friday 3 December 2010 16:14

Jerry is the answer to all your problems

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whohash 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 4:47

omfg...wow.

samael131 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 4:49

this just screams abortion.

hanniegirl 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 5:15

that's why you don't have sex before marrige

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