Ivy league

WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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EvilDoll 7

Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

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madkatter117 0

how did he call you if his phone was covered in crap?

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Cmliedtke 0

home phone... friend's phone... payphone........

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Sounds like he's a Twitter Shitter. "Okay, poop is comin' out"

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kangaru1 0

you should consider making your son earn his own $ to pay for his own pleasure needs. kids need to appreciates a hard earn dollar.

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nubx 0

Maybe that was a school project?

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Fruitmonster2 15

It just happened to be on his phone. Oh poo. :(

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Uncle_Ben96 5

What an asshole #SeaWutEyeDidThey're?

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blackvyper 8

Money can't buy intelligence...

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heyred 11

Why didn't he take out student loans? that way, he is vested in his success.

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zhightower 3

just pay for the phone and thank god his project wasn't about what's inside his anus.

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wriptidez 0

wow why he do that sounds

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