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Looks as if you paid attention and put forth some effort you might not be as lonely. YDI!

If you were carrying with a big bag full of streamers, confetti, balloons and red Solo cups, he'd be so fooled that you weren't a loser.

I'm not too far from doing that myself :S I work by myself 98% of the time (except when dealing with customers) and my schedule is so weird that I can't even join a class (nevermind find the time to find one) or anything because I'm basically who my job calls for backup in addition to being there six days a week. So to all the people saying that OP should get out more, some of us would love to but sometimes it's just not possible.

It's one thing to talk to yourself, but if you start answerin' yourself then somethin' is wrong

and why don't you have a car?

OP: So, Other Me, once again, it's just you and me. Er, me and me. OM: Or is it Other Me and me? OP: Speaking of "me", I really liked You, Me, and Dupree. Damn, Owen Wilson had a nice body. Luke Wilson was hot, then he got fat too. OM: Is there a correlation between celebrity and obesity? Britney Spears got fat as well. OP: And furthermore, who does Britney Spears think she is: Jenna Jameson, flashing her cooter around? OM: Well, it was a nice look at her Vaj Mahal. OP: Does that mean we're bi? OM: *Chuckling* I don't know. OP: *Snorts* Neighbor: *Laughing* Holy shit snacks, some people shouldn't talk! *Walks away, still chuckling.* OP: Ignore him Other Me. OM: Yeah, only assholes interrupt conversations. You are a ******* loser, though.

Could have been worse. You could have been in Florida and the neighbor could have been a neighborhood watch person with a gun.

And the guy behind you told himself a joke

this is why you should look beihind you when you walk